Cornwall – Carn Base

Carn Base, at last, 2004
…or how Conger Dick was nicknamed.

Trip report by Nigel Summersby
First published in London Diver, September 2004



I've dived in Cornwall nearly every year with the club since 1987 when I joined, we've had some great weeks diving, and some rough weeks camping! With Cornwall it's usually one extreme or the other.

We have attempted to dive Carn Base several times but, due to the difficulty in finding 'the spot' and the difficult weather and tides, have not had any success. We once found the site but had misjudged the tide. We dropped the shot and I think I could have water-skied in the current! Fortunately, we now have a chartplotting GPS on the boat which makes locating the site much easier, (just ask Jeff where the Bucks are…), and now there is also a bloody great buoy on the seaward side.

Anyway, this year we thought we'd have a bash again. The weather was superb, the sea was calm and we had an idea of when slack should be. We set off from Lamorna, taking extra vigilance around the newly discovered Outer Buck, and set a course in the direction of Carn Base (head for the Longships and turn left a bit). The new chartplotter guided us directly to 'the Base' and after scouring the general area for a bit we located a promising looking drop off and prepared the shot line. At the spot the shot was dropped and we circled it to establish the strength of the current, disappointingly it was too strong but we knew we were early so things should improve. Our attention was attracted to the buoy in the distance, and were surprised how far it was away, and it's size when we got there. With time to kill we made the most of some photo opportunities whilst waiting for the current to slacken.

I was to dive with Richard, whose diving was coming together quite well as the week progressed. We returned to our shotline to check the current and things were now looking promising, kitted up and after the usual checks we dropped in and made straight for the buoy, a swift exchange of OK's and we started our descent into the 16 metres below.

The bottom came into view as I descended first and then I caught sight of a large free-swimming conger eel. I dropped to the bottom and pointed at the eel for Richard. I could see he had seen it as he was watching it with interest, getting closer and closer as he descended. I thought, how brave, getting so close to a large eel on your initial dives. He kept getting closer and was now putting his hands out as if to grab the eel. I thought whoa! that's not what your supposed to do. At the last moment he had second thoughts and decided not to touch it, with a lot of back paddling with his hands he just crashed straight into the bottom with his knees akimbo with this magnificent conger escaping from between. Strangely, since this incident his buoyancy control has quickly improved. Oh how we laughed!

The rest of the dive was impressive to say the least. Ten metre gullies with bright white sand at the bottom, loads of life and jewel anemones everywhere. All too quickly, and after all the excitement, Richard, sorry Conger, was getting low on air so it was time to surface.

At the BBQ that evening the story was re-told and Marian came up with a nickname to be proud of… Conger Dick.

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Weymouth Rescue Scenarios Weekend

Trip report by Megan Peat
First published in London Diver, September 2004

In early June, a group of us made our way down to Portland, following the bouncing acid head directions from our hotel's website (to quote Joe, "it's the coolest damn map I have EVER seen (and I'm not easily impressed...)"), for the rescue scenarios weekend. Arriving at 9:30 pm, we managed to interrupt a mammoth session in the hotel bar by Tobias and Alex and gave Alex an excuse to wimp out – the only time I've ever seen him leave a pint unfinished!

The following morning, buddy pairs sorted, we headed out to the breakwater for what seemed to be a normal dive. One by one, we were called up to see Dave and Mel in the bow for our secret briefings, while Morgan 'volunteered' to be the first boat handler/response co-ordinator.

Ten minutes later, Tobias surfaced, having managed to loose his novice, Jamie, who happily carried on having an enjoyable dive on his own. Morgan ably managed to locate all his remaining divers, had some fun driving the rib at top speed [followed by a slap on the wrists as divers were still in the water at the time… Ed] and the 'novice' was recovered with no harm done.

I managed to be incredibly unsympathetic to my two divers suffering from a bad air fill and then proceeded to leave Joe floating face down on the surface for, I am assured, 4 minutes and 36 seconds. That'll be a hint to get some kit in a colour other than black, then! [Never! - Ed]

Morgan demonstrated that the hours spent in front of his bathroom mirror planning the acceptance speech will not have been spent in vain, with an Oscar-winning performance of a diver with a missing finger. Unfortunately, he not only left behind part of the finger, but also failed to bring up the lobster that removed it, meaning that we had to head into Weymouth for the evening meal.

This took a while to be served, leaving time for several rounds of drinks and much hilarity over Alex's confusion between hamsters and guinea pigs (think Richard Gere—allegedly—and you'll be in the right ball park). Following the meal we ordered the dessert to share, with 9 spoons, which came in a three gallon bucket and was demolished by the group in 10 seconds, despite Gillian Brown showing unexpected territorial possessiveness, not to mention amazing tug-of-war skills.

Gillian and I were sharing a room and she managed to alarm me by stating that she never sleeps past 6:00 am and likes to be up and out soon after for her open air tai chi. Needless to say, the stress of all the accidents managed to take the edge off Gillian's plans and I actually had to wake her up in time for breakfast—I'm sure that it had nothing to do with the bitter in the bar the night before!

Tobias, waiting for the signal to surface, gave a fantastic performance of a diver turning purple with the need to pee, and missed out on his Oscar only because there was no acting involved! Still, he now has a pee zip fitted, so we'll not have to witness the speed disrobing onboard the boat again!

Dave exhibited the patience of a saint teaching me how to reverse the trailer onto the jetty. [an amusing concept if you know Castletown beach—I assume you meant to say slipway?! - Ed] My thanks to him and also to the owner of the camper van parked directly opposite for unselfishly providing me with an obstacle course to test my to-an-inch manoeuvring. Having managed to get the trailer down to the water edge, Joe drove the boat on, managing to mangle a prop on the sea bed in the process, although apparently the engine dropped down of its own accord. Many of those viewing obviously thought this looked like fun and were later tempted to try damaging props or jockey wheels of their own. There will be some intense competition for the rubber prop award this year…

Overall a really enjoyable and well organised weekend, helped by the good weather. We all made some mistakes, had a few laughs and learnt a hell of a lot.

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Pembrokeshire

Trip Report by Joe Hesketh
First published in London Diver, September 2004

This year's Pembroke trip got off to an inauspicious start with nearly nowhere to stay. The regular campsite, Foxdales (rubbish toilets, great breakfast bar…), had suddenly decided this year that it didn't like divers, or at any rate was of the opinion that they didn't mix with families. Those keen on maintaining a rufty-tufty image would no doubt derive some satisfaction from this expulsion (a certain Groucho Marx quote springs to mind). However, despite the charm offensive mounted on 'Mrs Foxdales' by tough city lawyer (and assistant marshal on the trip) Jon Chapper (I believe the argument ran along the lines of, "…no, but we're really very nice, honestly…") local obstinacy won out and we were forced to go elsewhere.

An alternative campsite was found closer to Martin's Haven. One of only a few groups on the site, its unpopularity was not hard to fathom as you trekked a quarter-mile across knee high grass to a shower block even more condemned than the one down the road.

Only five of us were around on the first day's diving, though conditions being pretty marginal we restricted our diving to sites around the Haven (just out from Dale Harbour). After some judicious guesswork (abandoning the GPS marks which seemed accurate enough only to place you in the correct hemisphere, we followed some ill-remembered details about a couple of southerly cardinals) we 'located' the wreck of the Dakotian. At around half the stated depth and somewhat less impressive a vessel than the description Jon had read from the book, my dive (with Tobias and Gillian B) was pleasant but a little disappointing. Uncorroborated by Jon and Keith who followed us in only to spend half an hour on a featureless bottom, it wasn't until later that evening when Jon checked his guides that we worked out that we'd located and dived a different wreck (that of the Behar) completely by chance.

Much later that evening (thanks to some apparently awful traffic), everyone else arrived. Morgan, sensing it was getting late and that he was leaving civilisation behind him had sensibly stopped off to buy some sustenance at the last petrol station before Marloes. So what do you buy when you are tired and hungry after a seven hour drive—a 12 pack of beer obviously! Equally prepared was Tatiana who, on arriving at 1:00 am, then stood in the driving rain reading the assembly instructions to her tent. The girl guides clearly never made it as far as France…!

Not a bad trip all round, and despite some Olympian faffing (even by London Branch standards) on a few days we even made it into the water before noon… Some other highlights:

Gillian B wading back out to the boat with her drysuit zip undone. Those of us who'd spotted this from the beach might well have been able to shout out a little sooner/louder, but where's the fun in that…?

Megan, who after three or four unsuccessful attempts at climbing into the boat whilst it was held in the bay, finally managed to clamber in, receiving tumultuous applause from the assembled crowd of bird watchers waiting to catch the Skomer ferry.

Jon playing underwater swapshop, managing to lose two knives and one glove but find a UK400.

Alex, who after many months free of gastric calamity at sea, finally succumbed to old habits and was left helpless as his lunch did an encore in the waters of South West Wales. Those who might for whatever reason like to keep track of such things will be pleased to know he has since completed the tri-nations by polluting Scottish and English seas as well.

Tobias, who most embarrassingly got lost on the drive home. After phoning me to chart my progress and receiving the response, "I'm on the road to Fishguard" then proceeded to drive all the way to Fishguard himself, miles out of his way and in completely the wrong direction. He has since been forced to spend hundreds of pounds on an 'Anti-Fishguard Device' (a GPS unit for his Palm Pilot) in order to maintain enough navigational dignity to be able to continue to bait Morgan for his now legendary directional dysfunction. He'll no doubt try to tell you that I got lost too, though this is, of course, complete rubbish! Ha ha, to (mis)quote Mel Brooks, sometimes it's good to be the editor…!

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Plymouth 2004

Trip report by Morgan Peat
First published in London Diver, May/June 2004



My first diving trip of the year was, as is traditional, an Easter Weekend in Plymouth. We had the benefit of both Friday and Monday off work to make a long weekend and get some good diving in, prior to the season 'proper'.

This kicked off in style on Friday morning with a trip to HMS Scylla, a new 'artificial reef' sunk in Whitsand Bay. You will probably have heard of her, as her scuttling was televised two weeks previously on BBC News. She lies within spitting distance of the James Eagan Layne in about 20 metres, with a slight starboard tilt. Huge holes have been cut all down her sides to allow the slightly more foolhardy to neb around inside.

We were joined at the Scylla on Friday by about two-thirds of South-East England's diving community. TJ helpfully suggested giving a unique signal to the boat upon surfacing, so that we would not mistakenly pick up other divers. Unfortunately, several other boats had the same idea, and the same signal. If we had a little less selectivity in our pickups I'm sure that, after picking up our twentieth pair of divers, we would have noticed something odd.

Saturday morning brought a repeat trip to Scylla, so there must have been something interesting there. There were less divers (we could see them all on the Eagan Layne), but still not much aquatic life. I think we can all now claim to have 'done' the Scylla, as no one seemed particularly keen to dive there again the next day.

Sunday saw us speeding out to the Eddystone Lighthouse. We had a beautiful, still, clear day with sea like a millpond. The outward journey was somewhat better than the dive, however, with the sort of temperature and viz that you would expect swimming in chocolate milkshake. A few of us left the RIB to visit the Eddystone itself and clamber about the rock. This was interesting for a few minutes, and I'm glad that those in the RIB decided to pick us up… Eventually.

Other diving during the weekend included such Bovi standards as Hillsea Point, the Mewstone and the Breakwater (both inside and out). The Mountbatten Centre once again served as our base, providing welcome refreshment from its first-floor bar.

Our evening entertainment only involved one trip across to Plymouth Old Town. For anyone interested, I can confirm that the proprietor of Platters has not significantly increased in size, and that his syrup still (just about) fits. Our pre-Platters drink was rather odd, as a local TV presenter (quite famous in 'those parts', apparently) walked into the pub, complete with full complement of camera and soundmen, producers and assistants. Tobias and Alex may have had their fifteen minutes of fame, being filmed having their girths measured to see who is the largest. Alex made friends by asking, "Is he local? He looks like it", to an extremely local-looking regular.
After such a large meal of fish n' chips, a few of us decided to take a stroll around the marina to wear off dinner. This proved slightly longer than expected, and made us miss the ferry; but provided an interesting look into other parts of Plymouth. Highly recommended. [unlike relying on the boy Peat for navigation, which is most definitely NOT to be recommended… Ed]

All in all, a very good trip; the short break seemed much longer than it was. We were very lucky with the weather, although the water was slightly cold. We even saw a (kind of) celebrity: Louise Trewhatshername (from DIVER magazine) was based out of Mountbatten too.

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Reflections on a Red Sea Adventure

Trip report by Bob Rodgers, photos by Joe Hesketh
First published in London Diver, May/June 2004

It was an October evening at the Percy when we gathered to celebrate the BSAC's 50th Anniversary. A lot of the "old" crowd were there including me, who likes to stay in touch with the Branch and what a great atmosphere—just like the old days. Little did I know that before the evening was out I would be committed to a unique experience with TJ's Magical Mystery Tours Inc. and half way to parting with the best value for £450 I have seen in years.

A bit of background. Another October evening in 1973 I was walking past the pool from my office, which was in Baker Street, when I espied a Mk10 Jaguar with the boot lid open. Inside was a very interesting sight—diving cylinders… I paused, having lived on a diet of Lloyd Bridges and Sea Wolf from an early age and anything vaguely "diving" was of great interest to me.

Those days diving as a sport was barely known about apart from the select "few" who did dive but little was known in the public domain—so a boot full of diving cylinders was a great curiosity. Within moments I was approached by an energetic, smiling individual . "Are you a diver mister?" he said with an infectious smile (yes you know who this was). "Well, err, I was just looking, err sorry", I replied". "Well do you want to be a diver?". "Well, err, yes", I replied. I had taken an immediate liking to this man.

He gave me two cylinders to carry (aha that was the reason) and told me to follow him to the "equipment room". Twenty minutes later I was in the pool doing an "A" test. This individual was—in case you hadn't guessed—our very own TJ and we have been friends ever since.

By the way an "A" test then was 200m free style + 100m backstroke (all without a stop) + 50m with 5 kg weight belt on—phew—tread water with hands above head for 1 minute—flipping hell—and collecting six objects from the bottom of the deep end (big pool)—gasp/splutter.

I had joined the famous London No.1 Branch and my life was literally transformed as the underwater world unfolded, new friends were made and new skills acquired.

Reel forward to October 2003—having a beer and laughing over those old times and I was just in the middle of, "do you remember that underwater explosives course when Keith G nearly dropped the....", when TJ nabbed me, plied me with beer and persuaded me to get my name down for something called Sharm el-Sheikh which seemed like a good idea after a few beers. Not so in the cold light of day but TJ was determined, "You have put your name down on this ere paper and that's it, no backing out now". So I was committed.

My first port of call was the shed - my faithful dry suit of many dives "Fred" was in a sorry state. After much rummaging I unearthed the rest of my kit and presented myself to the equipment room with my valve. Keith diplomatically suggested that my "pool" valve go in the junk bin and my treasured US Diver valve rig be downgraded to "pool use only". However, my jet fins still worked so I was on my way.

Eventually the 21st of March arrived and we gathered at Gatwick for our epic voyage of discovery at the crack of dawn. The ace "Team" comprised Gina & Bob, Keith, Joe, James, Alex, Tobias, Pete Morris and our irrepressible leader TJ.

The flight was surprisingly civilised for a "cheapo" and the arrival at Sharm went smoothly, the hotel a very pleasant surprise being clean, comfortable, freshwater swimming pool six strides from the sliding bedroom door and only a short walk from the boat jetty—how far does £450 stretch. We quickly got settled in with a cold beer in our hands and registered with the Camel Dive Centre which is part of the Camel Hotel.

The next day we were introduced to our guide Charlotte, dive boat and crew and off for a gentle warm up dive to check gear, buoyancy (and for those of us a bit out of practice, generally get back up to speed). This dive, though the easiest, was an incredibly pretty reef called Ras Katy managing a 35 minute dive with a max depth of 21 m.

We all got along fine apart from my stab which was sneakily self inflating and caused me a bit of head scratching (where is my ABLJ) and Charlotte quickly got the measure of this London Branch Crew. I found the water much colder than it looked and I quickly scrounged a hood to go with the natty (or is that tatty) wetsuit I had hired.

The dive boat was spacious, with a good open dive platform. We had unlimited water, tea, coffee and the crew experienced and helpful. Charlotte our guide who has been with Camel for three years really knew her stuff and the good sites. Her dad was DO of Hastings BSAC so she has quite a diving pedigree and I think we were very lucky to have her to run our trip.

The next dive was at the rum sounding Ras Umm Sid (Sids Head?) where we clocked up another 35 minutes of mind-boggling scenery, marine growth and exotic fish life - but no sign of Sid himself.

Notwithstanding that most of my diving experience has been in Britain, I have dived a few other places including the Med, Florida and more recently the Caribbean, I have never seen such prolific fish life. The whole peninsular of Sharm is now a protected national Park with ALL fishing banned. Clearly recognition that divers bring more revenue than a few fishing boats and the whole economic structure of the area dependant on tourism driven by diving at its focal point was realised some time ago. The legacy for us today is that the reefs are literally teeming with life of all types and sizes despite a lot of divers.

That evening we all had big smiles from ear to ear and fell into bed exhausted. Even Keith's melodious snoring could not interrupt my well earned sleep in Room 109.

Day 2 dawned with a 06:00 hrs kick off with a more adventurous trip in the direction of the Gulf of Aqaba to Tiran, to dive sites including Jackson Reef (with 800 m drop off walls), Woodhouse Reef and the exotic sounding Ras Nasrani with interesting above water views of shallow reefs and stranded rusting shipwrecks as well as the below surface exotica.

As the week progressed we dived walls, reef platforms, drifts and wrecks, all providing breathtaking scenery and a heady mix of adventure and anticipation.

We had two wrecks in our itinerary. The SS Dunraven is a spectacular and classic wreck dive. A steel hulled steam assisted sailing ship built in 1873, 85 m in length and displacing 1,800 tons, she is upside down in 30 m. It is about 2 hours cruise from Sharm.

En-route to India in April 1876 she struck the southern end of the fringing reef Sha'ab Mahmud. She was fatally holed in the bow section but sat on the reef for nearly a week before bad weather led to the break-up of the bows and the ship slipped slowly down the reef to her present position. We can assume that thankfully there was no loss of life on this occasion.

We dropped on the bow swam the length of the ship, round the rudder then inside through a convenient hole to explore the full internal length including the two boilers, exiting through the torn open bow section. The deepest part is around 30 m with the reef stretching up at a gentle gradient to about 5 m which gave us a gentle decompression profile with an overall dive time of around 40–50 minutes.

You can see some stunning photos, especially of the rudder and prop, taken by the team on the website. [er, well you might do eventually… Ed]

The second wreck demanded a 04:00 hrs start (yes 4 AM) and we saw dawn break over the desert as we steamed in a Westerly direction breakfasting on coffee and omelettes made by the crew. We were heading for the famous Thislegorm sunk by a German aircraft in 1940. The bomb ignited munitions in Hold No. 5 which almost blew the stern off. She lies in 30 m and is a spectacular dive. The windy conditions and heavy swell made entry and exit a bit of a challenge, but it was certainly worth the early start. Despite being a heavily dived wreck it was an experience not to be missed.

We dropped on the stern and swam over a massive wreckage field including vehicles and boxes of shells, then along the main deck where there are railway carriages strapped, marvelling at the completeness the size and the marine life. There was a moment when a school of fish zoomed past in a big hurry, attracting our attention (Alex and I). Sure enough a whopping tuna appeared in hot pursuit. Alex went for the camera but it was over in a flash—literally—but an exciting moment.

Dive 2 was spent dropping through the open hatches with penetration into the wreck examining jeeps, trucks, rows of motorcycles, and racks of rifles, exploring the full length of the vessel inside and at different levels. After what seemed a very short time, our planned bottom time was up and we made our way back to the shot line for a couple of minutes of chilly decompression stops.

This is probably the biggest complete wreck I have been on, and certainly "in", a bit like the James Egan Layne before it started to collapse on itself only much better viz, with door-to-door service and hot coffee at the end. I seem to remember we only ever "did" the Egan Layne in the depths of English winter, freezing cold, battering along in an old Zodiac inflatable with a miserly 40 bhp Mercury in full kit Force 4–5 gusting 6 (no RIBs then). It took over an hour to get there with a blasting Sou' westerly and about an hour to get back in the heavy sea. I seem to remember we didn't thaw out until about 10 pm after a few (few) pints of fine ale and a rousing chorus of Dina Dina in the Casement Bar at Fort Bovisand.

After lunch—again by the crew who worked wonders in the odious little galley—we snoozed and read our way back towards home base finishing off with a dive in a place called Jackfish Alley. I am convinced Charlotte had us dropped on the "reserved" part of the reef because she knew we would respect the coral and keep our fins to ourselves. Other boats were diving this area but much further along. This proved to be the best "shallow" dive of the week logging some 50–60 minutes in a max of 15 meters (most at 3-5 m) in a virtual fish tank with a huge range of colour, species and size of fish, caves, fissures and spectacular corals. This was the last dive of the trip and a fantastic way to finish.

But it wasn't over yet. Our leader had arranged yet another "treat", quad biking in the desert (at reduced price). We are all duly instructed in the quad bike operation and the discipline expected of us. "You will travel in a line and no acrobatics please", said the bike man. We of course were only following orders from one leader—TJ who looked like a cross between Rommel and an Arab terrorist—who had already instructed us into what to do. Off we went into a blizzard of sand and anarchy as the bike wheels spun and TJ was off, closely followed by a maniac who I think was James (couldn't really see for the dust cloud) all being chased by the bike man who kept waving his hands in despair.

The all up cost of £450 which included everything except lunch, dinner and beer was truly unbelievable. Lunch on the boat was excellent at EGP5 (about 50p), dinner out was typically about EGP 100 (about £9). Keith discovered a falafel shop, the equivalent of an Egyptian "greasy spoon" full of local building workers, and managed a full three course meal including fresh orange juice for about 75p—excellent. I got hooked on the hotel curry bar (Kashirmir) and I reckon this was some of the best curry to be had anywhere (appetite enhanced by some serious diving and a couple of beers = paradise) with the full monty for about £10.

Memorable moments…? Well err…

Charlotte's face when she met us all for the first time and saw Alex's "popeye" hat, James' jungle shirt and Peter's tee-shirt/shorts ensemble.

The king-sized napoleon fish which swam into the middle of our group and eyeballed everyone in turn before swimming off into the "Big Blue".

Tobias chucking everyone in the pool.

Alex's face when a huge Spanish dancer sailed by the shot line and his camera was switched off [though as anyone forced to watch it over and over will attest, he did manage some video footage of it – Ed]

Gina & Bob surfacing with more air than they went in with (OK well almost).

All in all, we had some memorable dives, an interesting environment, the hotel and organisation excellent, and Allan justly carrying the sobriquet of TJ "Top Johnny" for organising it all. This has to be a regular London Branch fixture, always providing you can get TJ's Mystery Tours to do it again—and maybe a few of the "old timers" out of diving retirement.

My thanks to London Branch and the 2004 Red Sea Team for making it such a pleasure for me and a special thanks to TJ.

Happy Diving



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